What the F Yo!?

xkcd is a marvelously odd and clever comic strip. Today's is perhaps the strangest yet.
"Fuck it. I'm just going to Waffle House." After reading it, I found out that it was a parody of a book called House of Leaves. Never heard of the book, and don't really care to - but the comic still rocks.

Here is my all-time favorite:

"Don't you know? The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six."